a moment of whining before i go to milk the cows: “WHYYYYYY hasn’t ANYONE COMmented on yesterday’s POhhhhhst?” No typos there, folks. That’s whining emphasis. Try it yourself. Read it outloud in the manner it’s written, stressing the words/syllables that are capitalized. Do it at your desk at work, and say you’re practicing for an audition.

Now I’ve got to jog accross the commune to the dairy barn to milk those sweet cows (wearing JEANS today. Dirty ones that I already got paint on this morning).